Mission Moodle Impossible
MISSION BRIEFING
Subject: Operation Maximum Mayhem
Location: Suburban Adelaide
Status: COMPROMISED
USA Today Bestselling Author K E Osborn’s dogs have gone rogue.
While she’s out shopping for the day, clearly purchasing questionable amounts of bacon and dog toys, her Moodles have hacked the security system, formed a covert task force, and declared war on the neighbor’s cat.
MISSION PARAMETERS
- Retrieve squeaky toy. (Codename: SQUEAKS.)
- Navigate enemy territory. (The neighbor’s yard.)
- Avoid detection by ‘Mum’. (K E Osborn.)
- Survive Hurricane’s ADHD tendencies. (Look… it’s a ball!)
Warning: Contains Thor worship, Mission Impossible theme humming, and the shocking truth about who’s really in charge of this operation.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Discover how a simple dog toy sparked the greatest suburban spy thriller ever written.
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